W.C. Lyrics
W.C. Lyrics
"Put On Tha Set Lyrics"
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Lyrics
(You know Dasher and Dancer Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid Donder and Blitzen But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all) Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it you would even say it glows All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names They'd never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say
(You know Dasher and Dancer Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid Donder and Blitzen But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all) Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it you would even say it glows All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names They'd never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say
I got put on the set, smokin Jimmy Jacks in a shack
with my nigga Coolio, got me to' the fuck back
High as a UFO, standin in my drawers
in the hall, talkin to the walls
Now a nigga's spooked, umm
*Snagglepuss voice* Heavens to merkatroids, I'm looped!
I'm tripping! *normal voice* Nigga what do I see?
It's me, that nigga Dub C on the TV
Now I know I'm buzzed
cause I'm on the TV but the TV's unplugged
Damn, this shit is like the Twilight Zone
*sings theme* Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na; I'm blowed!
Cause now I'm havin illusions, illusions
of me on channel eleven on a black and white tube and
Mack and the Gene are one of mine show
Hangin with Sinead and they sippin on the four-oh
Now I know I'm trippin *Martin Lawrence voice* Oh my goodness!
Let me change the TV and
Dizamn! Once again there I go
Dog in Heat Lyrics
[Missy] Gimme that funk, mmm.. Funk, mmm.. yo gimme that Funk.. sho' nuff that Funk.. [Redman] Yo, yo Beware of the dogs, off the chain Fuck your whips at the club we piss in the parkin lanes Blow it up ten frames so you see it wide If your broad ain't fuckin she don't need to ride (beat it) She can crawl in the trunk with her knees inside by the spare, she hungry I'll feed her f
But this time it's channel thirteen on Arsenio[Missy] Gimme that funk, mmm.. Funk, mmm.. yo gimme that Funk.. sho' nuff that Funk.. [Redman] Yo, yo Beware of the dogs, off the chain Fuck your whips at the club we piss in the parkin lanes Blow it up ten frames so you see it wide If your broad ain't fuckin she don't need to ride (beat it) She can crawl in the trunk with her knees inside by the spare, she hungry I'll feed her f
I'm smokin a wet one on the couch
Givin up a fat middle finger to the crowd
I'm faded, but not in a way in which you ever seen
peep the side effects, yeah, I'm on the set
Chorus: *singers*
Asshole naked standin in front of the set; I'm wet
Ain't no escapin when yo' ass is wet; I'm wet
Look, look, way up in the sky everybody just
look, look, and you'll find me flyin high
So there I was, standin in front of the set mesmerized
Kickin off the scenery right before me eyes
High as a motherfucker what was I to do?
Cause now the yerm has got me thinkin I'm on channel two
Peep it -- bip-bip-bip like the bi-on-ic man I'm out of control
and now I see myself on Highway Patrol
Runnin from the Feds tryin to make my get away
but there's *singin* nowhere to run, ba-bay
from the very first moment that i looked in your eyes baby what can i say i've been lost in a daze i never thought i'd find a love like this till you came my way though i hoped and i prayed that i'd find you someday 'cause you opened my heart this precious gift of love i'm thankful for you every day i'm crazy over you, tell me what am i supposed to do fallin' head right over heels, lose my mind
So I went on channel four so I can catch my breath
Now who's this after five minutes of bein there
I met this motherfucker named the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Yeah this nigga was funny I must admit it
but his Uncle and his cousin Carlton was straight bitches
Them niggaz was cock blockin, talkin bout killin me
cause I told em I wanted to fuck the shit out of Hillary, ooh
Now what's a realer trip to fantasy, all I know
is she was lookin good sportin them t-shirt and panties, huh
I can't believe this shit, nigga I'm wet
Fuck tricks, my mind is playin with dipsticks, I'm on the set
Chorus
Still blowed from the chemicals I'm askin was it worth it
Cause like Slick Rick now Dub C is scared and I'm nervous
Cause now the TV's changin by itself, uh-oh danger
Cause no
From The Top To The Bottom Lyrics
(Callaghan/Stapleton) Two's company, Three's a crowd Any more and it's getting out of hand There must be order we must be organised Systems of supply and demand We need a structure to carry on What we need is a system of control Trouble was the trouble is There's lots in agreement but few in the know Red lobby, blue lobby, red lobby, blue lobby Swings to the left, swings to the righ
w I see myself on channel nine on the Gladiators(Callaghan/Stapleton) Two's company, Three's a crowd Any more and it's getting out of hand There must be order we must be organised Systems of supply and demand We need a structure to carry on What we need is a system of control Trouble was the trouble is There's lots in agreement but few in the know Red lobby, blue lobby, red lobby, blue lobby Swings to the left, swings to the righ
I'm swingin on a rope with a gauge
Boom, bang bang, you niggaz can't hang
Fuck a obstacle fool, I had them buff bitches runnin
Mass confusion now I hear one-time comin
So I swing to the exit, jumped off and jetted
Thank God mama kept the baby gat ready
I left all them bitches behind, til I got to channel fifty-two
and there I found myself on Good Times
Here was me and this nigga named J.J.
Out on a double date, just sippin on Kool-Aid
Now umm, ain't no need for me to pretenda
like my date was all that like J.J.'s boo-boo Belinda
yo, but she had a ass like Thelma, titties like Walona
Drunk off the Mad Dog I fucked around and boned her
Like J.J. the pussy was dy-no-mite though
I must admit the hoe had a mug as ugly as Flo'
I'm on tha set